"Ideal Friend" recipe - written when I was 12

I'm looking through a report that I wrote when I was 12 when I was in 8th grade. It's a report about myself. It includes the following recipe (which clearly shows that I was so into baking at the time):Ideal Friend1 c. honesty3 T. decisiveness1 open mind2 c. kindness2 t. tact1 c. industry1 strong will1/2 c. reliability1 pinch shyness------------------1/2 T. understanding1 t. optimism1 t. magnanimity1 pinch practicality1 dash loyaltyCarefully mix first 9 ingredients in a large bowl till blended. In another bowl stir remaining 5 till smooth. Combine the 2 bowls into the final pan. Let sit out in clear sunlight* for 12 hours and under the moon and stars for another 12. Garnish with discipline. Makes 1 ideal friend.* if you're making this in winter: add 1 cup pure rainwater or 2 cups fresh fallen snow and keep in a warm room for 36 hours.